haha brststroke heartrate today
<3
its not as hard as free though (:

i dont like protein shakes ):
i should become a vegetarian.

econs lecture today was funny!
what do econs and cows have in common?

Traditional corporation
You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

Australian corporation
You have 2 cows.

You sell one and make the other produce the milk of four cows.

You're surprised when the cow drops dead.

French corporation
You have 2 cows.

You go on strike because you want three cows.

Japanese corporation
You have two cows.

You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowikimon and market them worldwide.

German Corporation
You have two cows.

You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

Italian Corporation
You have two cows,
but you don't know where they are...

You break for lunch.

Russian Corporation
You have two cows.

You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.

You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka

Swiss corporation
You have 5000 cows,
none of which belong to you.

You charge others for storing them.

Chinese corporation
You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity,
and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

British corporation
You have two cows...

both are mad.

Indian Corporation
You have two cows.

You worship them.

Haha the indian one was the funniest la!

There was a malaysian one but i cant rmb. it was a spoof of their fluctuating water prices.
and something to do with how we decided to get milk (water) from recycled cows instead.
hah. and the singaporean one is super lame!!!
zzz.

Singaporean corporation
You have two cows.

One cow-peh and one cow-bu.
-.-
oh.
my.
goodness.
hah.

Hurricane :: Something Corporate
You don't do it on purpose
but you make me shake now
I count the hours 'til you wake.
With your babies breath, breathe symphonies,
come on sweet catastrophe.

Maybe this time I can follow through,
I can feel complete, stop paying dues.

Stop the rain from falling
keep my oceans calm
this time I know nothing's wrong.